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Thursday, October 30, 2014

Now Showing: For renovation!

Pinoy Jokes: Now Showing

At a certain Mall in Butuan City, while passing by the high way, this caught our attention and had laugh out loud!

CINEMA NOW SHOWING
1 TEMPORARY CLOSE - Sinong bida rito? hehe, kilala nyo ba?
2 FOR RENOVATION - Duda ako nito ah
3 DILIM 2D - Natural madilim sine nga diba! haleerr!
4 Dark House - in-inglis nyo lang eh.. madilim nga!

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Job interview


Usa ka boss mi-interview sa upat ka babaye ug gihatagan ug usa ka pangutana para sa ilang upat....

Boss: A woman normally have lips in two different places. What is the difference between the two?
Girl 1: Ang usa daghang buhok, ang usa wala.
Boss: ok....good!
Girl 2: Ang usa makasulti, ang usa dili.
Boss: that's better.
Girl 3: Ang usa vertical ug ang usa horizontal.
Boss: hmm.. clever!
Girl 4: Ang usa para sa akong pagkaon, ang usa naman para sa akong boss.
Boss: You are hired!!!

Friday, September 5, 2014

BF (bestfriend)

In religion class

Teacher:who is Elijah???
Pupil:maam ma'am
Teacher:Yes!
Pupil:maam yung elijah eh yung bestfriend ni james nung grade 3 kami

Joke Submitted By:
Krystal Bayona

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

HELP! No keyboard detected! Press F1 to resume!

Kahit Computers palabiru din kung minsan.. "No keyboard detected! Press F1 to resume!"
anong gagawin mo dito? hehe. 

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Video Compilation of Funny Pinoy Signs



This video is not mine, just got it from Youtube.com, and if you think this is yours and If you own rights to any of the featured videos and do not wish them to appear on this site, please let me know. Thanks

Monday, February 24, 2014

Pagkagud og Lubi

Misis namukaw og sayo sa kaadlawon sa iyang bana, kay si kumpare, nagsinyas na nga naa na sa gawas.

Misis: Lab, mata na lab, lakaw na sa maisan.
Bana: Day, kasayo pa oh, alas dos pa! (2am)
Misis: Pagsayo ra kay aron makadaghan ta! sige na lab, lakaw na!

-unya, ang buotang bana, nilakaw na sa ilang maisan. ug si kumpare nipuli og sulod ug . . . .. . (mao natong inyong gihunahuna. LOL). Pagbalik sa Bana inig ka alas syete sa buntag (7am), gigutom na intawon, naabtan niya si kumpare nga nakapatong na sa iyang misis, wala kalihok ang bana, wala niya nahulbot ang iyang sundangay sa iyang kilid. niingon na laman siya og. . . 

Bana: SUS DAY!!, KANA PAMAN JUD IMONG GIUNA, UG NAGKAGUD PA KA'G LUBI, NAKAHIGOP NA UNTA TA'G SABAW!! 


Thursday, November 28, 2013

We Repair

Posted in Facebook: Bo-anon Hangtud sa kahangturan Group
*We repair*
- Washing machine
- Reprigeretor
- Electrect Pan
- Oben Tooster
- Plat Iron
- & Other's

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

We Need House & Lot, Car & Swimming Pool

Image credit to SiargaoIslands
I don't know if this is from the victims of typhoon Yolanda in Central Visayas, but this is really what Filipinos are, "Natural Comedians!" LOL.