textmate

boy: hi pwede magkig txmet?


girl: (maldeta) knsa ka?

boy: Dodong. u?


girl: (maldita) dodong? ok. i'm sleepy good night!


boy: hi....slipy, taga wer u?


---haha,

bisaya joke

exbf: musta love life?


exgf: nia maot murag imong uyab....


(dah! tagam! hehe)

Tagalog Joke

Juan: Pre, gabi-gabi nalang akong kinakalabit nag misis ko!

Pedro: oh! anong problema?

Juan: tatlong taon na siyang patay!