Job interview

Usa ka boss mi-interview sa upat ka babaye ug gihatagan ug usa ka pangutana para sa ilang upat....

Boss: A woman normally have lips in two different places. What is the difference between the two?
Girl 1: Ang usa daghang buhok, ang usa wala.
Boss: ok....good!
Girl 2: Ang usa makasulti, ang usa dili.
Boss: that's better.
Girl 3: Ang usa vertical ug ang usa horizontal.
Boss: hmm.. clever!
Girl 4: Ang usa para sa akong pagkaon, ang usa naman para sa akong boss.
Boss: You are hired!!!

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BF (bestfriend)

In religion class

Teacher:who is Elijah???
Pupil:maam ma'am
Teacher:Yes!
Pupil:maam yung elijah eh yung bestfriend ni james nung grade 3 kami

Joke Submitted By:
Krystal Bayona