Pinoy Jokes:Tagalog and Bisaya
A collection of Filipino jokes: Tagalog jokes, Bisaya Jokes and Forwarded Text msgs. Funny pictures and Funny Videos
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Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Now Showing: For renovation!
At a certain Mall in Butuan City, while passing by the high way, this caught our attention and had laugh out loud!
CINEMA NOW SHOWING
1 TEMPORARY CLOSE - Sinong bida rito? hehe, kilala nyo ba?
2 FOR RENOVATION - Duda ako nito ah
3 DILIM 2D - Natural madilim sine nga diba! haleerr!
4 Dark House - in-inglis nyo lang eh.. madilim nga!
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Do not do unto others what you don't want other do unto you - translation in Tagalog and Bisaya
English: "Do not do unto others what you don't want other do unto you"
Tagalog: "Huwag kang ganyan, kung ganyan ka, huwag naman ganon!"
Bisaya: "Ayaw pag-ana, di raba ka magpa-ana!"
Tagalog: "Huwag kang ganyan, kung ganyan ka, huwag naman ganon!"
Bisaya: "Ayaw pag-ana, di raba ka magpa-ana!"
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Job interview
Usa ka boss mi-interview sa upat ka babaye ug gihatagan ug usa ka pangutana para sa ilang upat....
Boss: A woman normally have lips in two different places. What is the difference between the two?
Girl 1: Ang usa daghang buhok, ang usa wala.
Boss: ok....good!
Girl 2: Ang usa makasulti, ang usa dili.
Boss: that's better.
Girl 3: Ang usa vertical ug ang usa horizontal.
Boss: hmm.. clever!
Girl 4: Ang usa para sa akong pagkaon, ang usa naman para sa akong boss.
Boss: You are hired!!!
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Friday, September 5, 2014
BF (bestfriend)
In religion class
Teacher:who is Elijah???
Pupil:maam ma'am
Teacher:Yes!
Pupil:maam yung elijah eh yung bestfriend ni james nung grade 3 kami
Joke Submitted By:
Krystal Bayona
Teacher:who is Elijah???
Pupil:maam ma'am
Teacher:Yes!
Pupil:maam yung elijah eh yung bestfriend ni james nung grade 3 kami
Joke Submitted By:
Krystal Bayona
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
HELP! No keyboard detected! Press F1 to resume!
Kahit Computers palabiru din kung minsan.. "No keyboard detected! Press F1 to resume!"
anong gagawin mo dito? hehe.
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Video Compilation of Funny Pinoy Signs
This video is not mine, just got it from Youtube.com, and if you think this is yours and If you own rights to any of the featured videos and do not wish them to appear on this site, please let me know. Thanks
Monday, February 24, 2014
Pagkagud og Lubi
Misis namukaw og sayo sa kaadlawon sa iyang bana, kay si kumpare, nagsinyas na nga naa na sa gawas.
Misis: Lab, mata na lab, lakaw na sa maisan.
Bana: Day, kasayo pa oh, alas dos pa! (2am)
Misis: Pagsayo ra kay aron makadaghan ta! sige na lab, lakaw na!
-unya, ang buotang bana, nilakaw na sa ilang maisan. ug si kumpare nipuli og sulod ug . . . .. . (mao natong inyong gihunahuna. LOL). Pagbalik sa Bana inig ka alas syete sa buntag (7am), gigutom na intawon, naabtan niya si kumpare nga nakapatong na sa iyang misis, wala kalihok ang bana, wala niya nahulbot ang iyang sundangay sa iyang kilid. niingon na laman siya og. . .
Bana: SUS DAY!!, KANA PAMAN JUD IMONG GIUNA, UG NAGKAGUD PA KA'G LUBI, NAKAHIGOP NA UNTA TA'G SABAW!!
Friday, January 3, 2014
Kayamanan ~ Treasure
Sabi mo mukha m0 parang kayamanan. . Tara libing natin! XDD
Submitted by :tito quinagoran
Thursday, November 28, 2013
We Repair
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
We Need House & Lot, Car & Swimming Pool
Image credit to SiargaoIslands |
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